let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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