Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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