what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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