I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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