Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
