We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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