Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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