we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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