I don't think brook has ever known best
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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