One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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