he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
