Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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