Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
