I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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