I'll bet she douches with gravy.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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