Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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