Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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