So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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