Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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