I'm lost and stupid without you.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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