sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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