If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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