I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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