If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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