Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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