just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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