What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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