we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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