that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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