I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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