do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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