What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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