WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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