Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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