He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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