Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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