i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
she peed on how many people?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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