..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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