Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Help. Why am I so naked?
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