Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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