Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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