I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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