do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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