Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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