The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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