i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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