Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dick very happy bro
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