Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
