This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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