i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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