her vagine was all disorganized.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
