It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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