found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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