There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
