Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize